So we all know that most of the folks doing our local news ain’t too damn bright.  Well this asswipe reporter totally takes the damn cake for stupidity.  See, he’s reporting on some sort of neighborhood bird infestation - so the idiot walks underneath one of the bird infested trees.  Result - bird promptly shits on his shoulder.  But wait - that ain’t good enough for our intrepid and brave report - oh hell no - he’s gotta look up at the tree!