This is too fucking stupid! This dude is one of those paint huffers and he gets all fucked up and decides…well damn, I’ll just jump over this BIG ASS hole. Now with super slo-mo!

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Guess which won?? No seriously, so total shit for brains dudes push a car in the way of a speeding forklift. Can you say WTF??

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So we all know that most of the folks doing our local news ain’t too damn bright.  Well this asswipe reporter totally takes the damn cake for stupidity.  See, he’s reporting on some sort of neighborhood bird infestation - so the idiot walks underneath one of the bird infested trees.  Result - bird promptly shits [...]

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Now you know drinking and escalators don’t go together - no way - no how!!! Plus this dumb ass wasted a whole bottle of jaeger!!

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So this dumbass chick has set up a video camera on a tripod to film herself practicing what sure looks like stripper dancing. Looks like she’s working on her pole techniques with a giant wardrobe closet thing….ouch!!

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